*Insert awesome quote here*

• Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
• JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
• Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
• JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
• Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
• JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
• Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
• JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie

fishlass:

NO.

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funniest10k:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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were-insane-but-not-alone:

jess-ina-box:

1d-potter:

no? just me?

CAN’T UNSEE. WON’T UNSEE. DON’T PARTICULARLY WANT TO UNSEE.

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bethcabforcuties:

remind me to do this for halloween one year:

• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
• Me: Ha
• Me: Hahahaha
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
• Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
• Me: Hahaha
• Me: Haaa....
• Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
• Me: No, no I am not.

arixophite:

Guuurrrll

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hemsworthss:

‘I haven’t celebrated my birthday in a long time you know.’
‘I know.’ 

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• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

withoutavictor:

#ironic though because Twilight isn’t better

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tonystarkward:

mortal-wombat:

#no, this is the worst

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